First broadcast 1st November 1965.

Harold brings his new girl-friend back to the house but, because Albert refuses to go upstairs to bed, he has to entertain her in the yard.

Harry H. Corbett ... Harold Steptoe
Wilfrid Brambell ... Albert Steptoe
Yootha Joyce ... Avis
Marjorie Rhodes ... Beryl Blackett
Freda Bamford ... Albert's Date
Annie Leake ... Landlady
Hilda Barry ... Hilda
Ann Jay ... Albert's Date