When your eyes see apples and your brain screams "NO NO NO!!! That's a Turtle!!!"
Bizarre American Puritan ideology has broken the brains of otherwise normal podcasters.
It's frickin' wild.
Podcast source:
https://anchor.fm/baywatch-watch/episodes/The-Turkiest-of-Turkeys---The-Trophy--Parts-1-and-2-w-special-guest-Erin-Smith-emv4j3/a-a3fkjm5
Baywatch Season 2 Episode 9 "The Trophy: part 1" ( 11 Nov 1991 )
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0394358/reference/