Stool Pigeon
August Darnell

Chorus:
There's a gentleman that's going 'round,
Turnin' the joint upside-down.
Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja.
He's an old ex-con that's been away,
Now he's back, no-one's safe.
Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja.

"If you wanna squeal", said the F.B.I.,
"We can make a deal, make it worth your while".
So he told them all and in return,
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird.
And the maximum security, even after plastic surgery.
"So, go on and squeal", said the F.B.I.,
"We can make a deal, make it worth your while".

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After all the talk, then they wired him,
And he took a walk with his crooked friends.
And they joked about the good old days,
And he recorded it on a reel of tape.
He caught the mug who did the forgery,
And the babe in charge of larceny.
So the F.B.I., they rewarded him,
'Cause they like a guy who will stab a friend.

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"If you wanna squeal", said the F.B.I.,
"We can make a deal, make it worth your while".
So he told them all and in return,
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird.
He got a spankin' new identity,
And a condo' down in Miami.
He bought a plane, a boat and jewellery,
But he couldn't buy any company.