First broadcast 17th February 2013.

Clarence is forced to make polite conversation with the dowager Lady Daphne, but her interest in Clarence's pig arouses Connie's and Beach's suspicions.

Timothy Spall - Clarence
Jennifer Saunders - Connie
Jack Farthing - Freddie
Mark Williams - Beach
Jessica Hynes - Daphne Littlewood
Emerald Fennel - Monica Simmons
Toby Murray - Huxley