With their smart and succinct wit, the women of Twitter are always on target.
Every week, HuffPost Women publishes the funniest 280 character musings from the ladies.
Here's a few from this week:
@Kristen_Arnett tweets, "You can use chicken strips as money that is why they are called tender."
@sablaah explains, "At the beginning of pandemic: I am going to get abs and learn to do the splits..currently in pandemic: I should start smoking cigarettes
@eggy_boom writes, "I miss being at a bar with friends and wishing I was at home."
@karencheee adds, "business idea: books w/ the pages numbered backwards so it counts down how many pages you have left (exciting!)"
And @janellejcomic tweets "If you're over 35 whatever you're about to buy, you already have it. Two in some cases. Go look."