I'm about tired of Kate's shit.

Today, during our mutually agreed upon time to do our wildly successful morning show, Kate no-showed. She completely whiffed. Made up some bullshit about a laptop or something. Meanwhile she's down on the Jersey Shore boozin' it up with her family and I'm too poor and too white trash to have a "vacation."


Whatever.

Here's Mornin' Sunshine. On this episode:

Kate's mommish one-piece almost has a wardrobe malfunction.
I show my ass.