If you listen to Starting 9, you know I can't read. It's hard. Lot of big words that I don't know. Adam Plutko of the Cleveland Indians is a Starting 9 listener, and he's really mean, so he knows I can't read. If I lose, I have to do all of the ad reads for an episode that I usually duck out on. If I win, he has to be a guest and stay on for the entire episode and do the ad reads.