Surprisingly, this police blotter report didn't originate in Florida!
Rather, Newser reports a thief in Los Angeles stole a hearse—with a body inside—then went on a wild ride.
The caper ended with a chase and a crash on a busy freeway.
Authorities say they found the body undisturbed inside a casket Thursday morning and took James Juarez into custody after the crash.
The death-defying escapade closed the 110 Freeway during the morning commute.