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Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including ...One-Liners: "I ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." --Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!" The husband replied, "I know, but there isn t just one--there are hundreds!" Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, "You re really doing great, aren t you?" The man replied, "I m just doing what you said, Doc-- Get a hot mamma and be cheerful. " The doctor said, "I didn t say that. I said, You ve got a heart murmur. Be careful. " Belly Laughs is a "lode" of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: "If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places."