Get in losers, we’re sleeping. Cosmo gets in bed with the realest of the Real Housewives, Erika Jayne.

Erika reveals which of the housewives of Beverly Hills she’d share a room with. Lisa Vanderpump? Kyle? Lisa Rinna? Shealso gives us tips on how to survive the show with no sleep (try a glam squad), which ponytail is right for every occasion, and how the producers of RH get them to say such juicy stuff.

Erika Jayne gets SO real and we love her for it.