Nairobi's largest burger, a mammoth of a food monster, stared at me blankly: a foot-tall premium beef burger with 1.5 kg of beef patties, all of Brew Bistro's 40 toppings oozed out of every nook and cranny, a cone of what seemed like at the time "never-ending" pit of hand-cut thick fries, and a foaming 2L pitcher of beer. In total, weighing 11 kg.