Have you heard this expression? "I'd forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

English script
http://thedailyenglishshow.blogspot.com/2008/09/813-euphemisms-darn-gosh-fudge-fricken.html

英文スクリプト＋日本語訳＋番組詳細
http://tdes.blog120.fc2.com/blog-entry-328.html

Show 813 Sunday 3 September
The Daily English Show
http://www.thedailyenglishshow.com/