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Are You too old to rock and roll?,
Answer these questions to find out!,

1. When all your old friends quit your garage band, due to family and work obligations, do you try to teach your kids how to play, so you’ll have someone with whom to jam?,

2. Does your ponytail consist of a larger and larger percentage of back hair?,

3. Do you wish that iPods came with a balance control for the headphones, as your hearing is considerably worse in one ear?,

4. Do you burn incense, even though you’re not trying to cover up the smell of pot?,

5. Do Beatle boots no longer have the arch support you require?,

6. Are you considering starting a tribute band to a tribute band?,

7. Have you ever considered using a mud shark as a sex toy?,

8. Are your old concert T-shirts now your pajama tops?,

9. Do you feel out of shape if you lose the callouses on your finger tips?,

10. Do you still check the brownies sold at your kid’s school’s bake sale for has