It turns out that the American prison in Cuba – Guantanamo Bay – isn’t exactly how Harold and Kumar depicted it when they were incarcerated with terrorists and other international criminals and prisoners. Turns out, you can get sent there indefinitely with no scheduling of a trial, release date, and if you die: that’s on you! And yeah it was supposed to be closed, but Barack Obama was a little too busy to close down Guantánamo Bay it turns out.