“I had dinner with Lorne Michaels, the head of ‘Saturday Night Live,’
and he said, ‘I put a great speechwriter on you, and he came up with “strategery.”’ And I said, ‘Wait a minute, I said “strategery.”’ And he said, ‘No, you didn’t say “strategery.”’ I said, ‘I damn sure said “strategery.”’ He said, ‘We invented it.’ I said, ‘Well, let me ask you this: Did he come up with ‘misunderestimate?’” — BUSH
The late-show hosts wondered Thursday why Attorney General Jeff Sessions had given what now appears to be false testimony during his confirmation hearings when he said
that he had not had contact with the Russians during Mr. Trump’s campaign.
Of course, if you can say that, you’re probably not drunk enough to eat it.” — MEYERS
If you’re planning to tune in Friday night, Samuel L. Jackson will be on “The Tonight Show,” where he’ll most
likely have something to say about his new film “Kong: Skull Island,” which opens nationally next week.
It’s called ‘Do You Think We Were Bourne Yesterday?’” — JAMES CORDEN
“What makes it worse is that he lied under oath while interviewing to be the guy who prosecutes people for lying under oath.
George W. Bush Isn’t Mad at Will Ferrell, His TV Counterpart -
By GIOVANNI RUSSONELLOMARCH 3, 2017
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