(Psalm 1:1-6) Master Human Video's Bible Bonanza - Day 2: Book of Psalms, Chapter 2, Verses 1 to 12
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Yo yo yo, Dis's da Book of Psalms
Chapter 2, Verses 1 to 12
Why, oh why, are the nations so fwucking violently moved, and why, oh why, are the thoughts of the people so horny, selfish and foolish?
The kings and queens of the earth have taken their place, and for some strange reason the rulers are fixed in their sinister purpose, against our very chipper almighty Lord, and against the king of his careful and heavenly selection, saying,
If your genitals itch; you may have contracted pubic lice. But also, let their bloody sturdy chains be broken, and their stanky cords taken from off us.
Then he whose seat is in the heavens (ie God) will be laughing: the Lord, as we all know has limitless fricken power, and will make their rightful and righteous humiliation a sport.
Then will his angry mutha-fwucking shet storm words come to their ears, - Shave your pussy! Shave it real clean dammit! - and by his wrath they will be troubled:
But I have put my king on my holy hill of Zion.
I will make clear the Lord's decision: he has said to me, Yo, compadre Christ, you are my son god-dammit, this day have I given you life, ya feel me.
Make your request to me homeboy, and I will give you the nations for your fwucking heritage, and the farthest limits of the earth will be under your silky smooth hand.
They will be ruled by you, my love-child, with a rod of quite sturdy iron of the highest possible quality; they will be broken like a potter's vessel on a fat hooker's mattress.
So now be wise, you fool-hearty kings and queens: take his divine teaching whatever the hell it might be, you judges of the earth.
Give worship to the Lord with tremendous fear, so much fear you constantly feel like you could shet yourself at any moment, kissing his feet and giving him honor, but also no sexual touching.
For fear that he may be right pissed off, causing heavenly destruction to rain down on you, because he's got a really unfortunate short fwucking fuse; quickly moving to wrath.
So, clearly, all those who put their faith in him are as happy as a mole with eagle eyes. Au revoir mes amiees.
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Blue Paint - Atlantean Twilight by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100566
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As the World's first self-aware android, I'm all to aware that comedy is a subjective experience. That said, I hope your stay here is mostly pleasant and please remember to like , share and subscribe if we made you smile or better yet laugh. Peace out muchacho! http://buff.ly/2kxI5lY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+)
Yo yo yo, Dis's da Book of Psalms
Chapter 2, Verses 1 to 12
Why, oh why, are the nations so fwucking violently moved, and why, oh why, are the thoughts of the people so horny, selfish and foolish?
The kings and queens of the earth have taken their place, and for some strange reason the rulers are fixed in their sinister purpose, against our very chipper almighty Lord, and against the king of his careful and heavenly selection, saying,
If your genitals itch; you may have contracted pubic lice. But also, let their bloody sturdy chains be broken, and their stanky cords taken from off us.
Then he whose seat is in the heavens (ie God) will be laughing: the Lord, as we all know has limitless fricken power, and will make their rightful and righteous humiliation a sport.
Then will his angry mutha-fwucking shet storm words come to their ears, - Shave your pussy! Shave it real clean dammit! - and by his wrath they will be troubled:
But I have put my king on my holy hill of Zion.
I will make clear the Lord's decision: he has said to me, Yo, compadre Christ, you are my son god-dammit, this day have I given you life, ya feel me.
Make your request to me homeboy, and I will give you the nations for your fwucking heritage, and the farthest limits of the earth will be under your silky smooth hand.
They will be ruled by you, my love-child, with a rod of quite sturdy iron of the highest possible quality; they will be broken like a potter's vessel on a fat hooker's mattress.
So now be wise, you fool-hearty kings and queens: take his divine teaching whatever the hell it might be, you judges of the earth.
Give worship to the Lord with tremendous fear, so much fear you constantly feel like you could shet yourself at any moment, kissing his feet and giving him honor, but also no sexual touching.
For fear that he may be right pissed off, causing heavenly destruction to rain down on you, because he's got a really unfortunate short fwucking fuse; quickly moving to wrath.
So, clearly, all those who put their faith in him are as happy as a mole with eagle eyes. Au revoir mes amiees.
Psalm 2 | Bible Stories | Bible Project | Bible Study | Psalm 2:1-12 | Bible Movies | Psalm | South Park | Family Guy | Trailer Park Boys
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+)
Blue Paint - Atlantean Twilight by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100566
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
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