When I saw that Clint "The Capelmeister" Capela had fourteen points on 7-of-10 shooting, my first thought was: dunks. My second thought was: why did Jennifer leave me. My third thought was: alley-oops from James Harden.

I guess I got my wish...kinda? There are some alley-oops from Harden to Capela in this video. One of them is a layup and the other could barely be classified as a slam dunk because it was so weak. This is in contrast to most of my other Capela vids, which usually feature Capela-Harden pickies and rollies resulting in multiple high-flying jams on top of scrambling defenders. There's not really any of that in this video. Sorry.

Oh yeah, I had a fourth thought after the third one about the alley oops: why does my cat Japurri Purrker always make the grossest hairballs?

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