How To Pull Off A One Night Stand Like A Total BOSS

yourtango 2016-11-10

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Yes, the hookup culture DOES exist! But even one-night stands have rules. Here are a few things to keep in mind when it comes to hooking up and sex.

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According to a poll on Daily Bedpost, y'all like sleeping around! I mean, after much consideration and thought provoking discussion, you decided you’re pro sleeping around. Embracing the one night stand is a sporting attitude and like any like any sport requires rules. Luckily Em & Lo offer up the following guidelines.

First, lay your cards on the table you’re about to get laid on. Let your date know in the words of the Dream Girls “It’s one night only, one night only”. Second rule, feel free to break the first. Let’s say he’s really good in bed and something interesting comes out of his mouth besides his tongue. If he suggests doing it again, it's booty call bingo and you just hit the jackpot. Next, blind him with science or at least experiment a little. You'll probably never see him again so what have you got to lose besides your fur lined handcuffs if he absconds with them?

Lastly, pull a reverse vampire. After the sun sets you can’t ask him to leave until sunrise. Not to be outdone but YourTango has their own rule including the Boy Scout rule. Be prepared or you may end up solving the following equation. No condom plus too many drinks equals saving for college. And most importantly, say thank you! It’s not exactly why your parents taught you to do it but it’s still the right thing to do.

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