Job interviews are one of life's odious necessities. A bit like going to the dentist, or unblocking a drain your mate has just vomited into.

They are terrifying, farcical and tedious in equal measures.

So whats the solution?

Self-employment, obviously. But what if you arent Lord Alan Sugar? Or that bloke who makes Dysons?

Well, we say go with the flow. Go mental. Get groovy. And blow that interviewer away with your silken tongue and fictitious CV.