Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad celebrates... Islamic Republic Day? And it's 2025 while a new generation of Zimbabweans is waiting for the election results, plus Jacob is a douche. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes. Maybe want to order a gnooze T-Shirt at http://gnooze.com/gnooze-store ? They’re shipping now! Music by Pistol Youth: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=19522968720 and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design - http://www.lettuceoffice.com