I've been told by multiple friends that 'I don't have a smell'
[] A person asked why her iPad was different than others. She showed me that her button is on the top of the screen and her friends iPads all had the button in the bottom of the screen. I took the iPad, turned it around with my mouth open in disbelief, the screen turned around and I handed it to her.
[] I like to think he was thinking, what is the name of THE song from the 80s or 90s, so come on people, what is THE song?
[] My friend had the same conversation in Mc Donalds. The only difference being it was me who said he wanted a hamburger, then when he corrected me as above, I called him a fucking moron. The cashier had a good laugh and rung his order through.
[] People used to come through the wendys drive through early morning thinking they were at starbucks


welcome to wendys what can I get you?
HI YEAH I WANT A CARAMEL MOCHA LATTE AND UH
sir this is wendys
WHAT? OH MAN HAHA BYE -vroom-

[] "They're against rampant influxes of foreign cultures that don't mix with the native one and put massive strains on the system."

Literally what colonization is. While the refugee crisis sucks in the status quo, it's legitimized on the historical balance. Doesn't mean you can't fight it, but it doesn't mean refugees are blindsiding y'all from a place of neutrality. They're pawns in an inevitable balancing act that exists on a scale larger than the present.
[] I actually have a few. An everyday and then a couple for outdoor activities. Waterproof that Seals up and floats.
[] Those weren't archaic at the time, and they were not exclusive to the British.

If they tried torturing and killing people today in the name of Jesus, one should be expected to have the same reaction today as we should vs Islam.
[] this. I don't like swiss cheese at all of thousand island dressing, but I'll be damned if a Reuben is the most heavenly sandwich to eat.
[] That is mahogany!
[] Sort of related.

The Pizza Hut near me has a deal of buy 1 pizza, any other pizzas you order are $5.

The sign out front reads "$5 BUCKS $5 BUCKS $5 BUCKS IS ON"

Mildly infuriating every time I pass by.
[] This is inspired by Korean turtle ship used to defeat the Japanese invaders during the Imjin War. I assume the man is a modern reference to the experience of Yi Sun Shin, the admiral that was persecuted as a usurper to the crown only to be cleared of charges and vanquish Toyotomi's forces once and for all.
[] I'm less concerned about the actual policies either would put in place and more concerned that we've made a fool of ourselves in front of the entire world.
[] There's still a few houses in Gettysburg with bulletholes and cannon balls lodged in them.
[] You're bangable in both pics. =)
[] Not really a crossover but I agree it's my favourite, it kinda gave closure for My Name is Earl.
[] Dublin was the port exporting food to Britain.
[] Maybe Orthodox Jews, but when I used to attend services at a reform synagogue anyone was allowed in.

I distinctly remember a black guy blazed out of his mind telling everyone in the reception area after services showing everyone the engagement ring he bought to propose to his girlfriend, and everyone was congratulating him and wishing him luck.
[] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pa6SGYWADU
[] I was working at a liquor store when a customer asked, "Like, how does the liquor work in this state?"

My answer: "You drink it, you get drunk."
[] Gallagher was popular too.
[] That's a terrible thing to say about /u/bowyer-betty's sister
[] I'm in 2028 and i can confirm that.

89.
[] Thanks. Those are neat.

Tunisia must be fucking gorgeous.
[] It went full circle. Therefore, puppies = unlimited happiness.

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