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[] Or we don't know American beer brands...
[] He probably expected Shift+1 to be !.
[] The Cardigans - Lovefool
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[] Best one I've heard "at what altitude do deer become elk?" I was hiking with some family and we ran into a ranger who stopped us to have a friendly chat. He walked away shaking his head.
[] Me too, I drink way more than that.
[] Makes sense. Religion is the opiate of the masses.
[] This is an old pic of a supercell not of Matthew.
[] My favorite subject is English
[] The story of Rosemary Kennedy and her botched lobotomy.


We went through the top of the head, I think she was awake. She had a mild tranquilizer. I made a surgical incision in the brain through the skull. It was near the front. It was on both sides. We just made a small incision, no more than an inch." The instrument Dr. Watts used looked like a butter knife. He swung it up and down to cut brain tissue. "We put an instrument inside", he said. As Dr. Watts cut, Dr. Freeman put questions to Rosemary. For example, he asked her to recite the Lord's Prayer or sing "God Bless America" or count backwards..... "We made an estimate on how far to cut based on how she responded." ..... When she began to become incoherent, they stopped.

[] I wonder where they find test audiences? Do they go to a Walmart in Alaska and show idiots clips of good movies?
[] First, I would watch this at work but that is simply because I'm self-employed and work a lot from home. I get your point about workplaces being strict about what their employees do but your argument would go for almost any piece of media unrelated to work. If I'm an employer that doesn't like my employees to watch semi-sexy shark people swimming to a nice tune, I sure as shit don't want them looking at /r/aww or anything else unrelated to their work. NSFW means there is some level of explicit material to be epected. Get a grip fuckwad, it was a reasonable question.
[] This is the problem.

Moderate Muslims are these folk, in the sense they aren't blowing us up.

However how moderate really are they if they quietly wish death upon homosexuals? I used to be friends with a moderate Muslim, right up until I heard his opinions on Jews and gay rights.
[] So far so good. I think other parts of Florida got it worse, although I am in an area it was supposed to hit bad. Hey if the power stays out at least I don't have to work this weekend!
[] Maybe he is thinking pico?
[] Someone who lives where you can pickup actual cheese curds at the counter of the same place they buy their cigarettes and beer cannot be argued with.

Have a bottled malted barley mixed with hops, yeast and water on me!
[] We have a lot of coyotes, bobcats, and cougars here. Outdoor cats don't last long.
[] Vegan cat food?

I don't get that. My wife is a rabid vegan (since she was 14) but she also understands her cat is not vegan, and never will be.

WTF?
[] TIL the only languages are French and English
It's Arabic for "I swear to god"
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[] The Antichrist line doesn't carry much weight with me. And the other stuff you mentioned is also not really true or relevant about Obama. Why can't we just judge him based on actual policy? You don't have to like the guy, but there's plenty of actual information to base your opinion on without turning to debunked rumors from. Perhaps I'm misinterpreting your tone.
[] The "ozone"? That's what my girlfriend calls my bedroom!
[] Should have invoked breaking bad.
[] Fuck resorts, customers are fucking Einstein if you compare to customers from a cruise ship. I actually had a dude calling me asking why was his room shacking.

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