what does it mean if i prefer eye of round, and like it so rare it's practically mooing?
[] i'm not overweight anymore but thanks for that lol

also boy i love all these people who dont know jack shit about my life telling me I'm an attention-grabbing idiot and I don't want to die. like, shit, glad someone told me otherwise i might have done something stupid like be negatively affected by trauma
[] This one is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGQyGO8POzk
[] That Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen thing. It's not funny at all. Annoying AF.
[] you sure it wasn't a pic of 2 avocados in a handkerchief?
[] "So the sniper the thing? The career in the Marines?"
"All true, little buddy."
"I looked it up online. Back...back when we had an online. There was so much information to say it was false."
"Carefully calculated by a little team of semi-retired government propaganda experts. Just enough of a pushback to get people confused. I was pretty successful for the world. More than...well, it doesn't matter now. More than shooting generals ever was."
"I would get in trouble for ditching the post-school-day announcements just so I could run through the soccer fields and not miss your show."
"Ha! Civilization. I miss it so."
"We should have you put on another show."
"Pardon? There's only two hundred humans left that we know of!"
"And twenty are kids."
"Just watch the walls, friend."

-END-
[]
Sweet Leaf


Which version?pleasesayBlackSabbath
[] Told you, overhyped.
[] I read somewhere that he didnt think the internet was going to be a success.. crazy guy really disposing of such a revolutionary concept..
[] "Do you take Dollars?"

"We are in England, no we do not."
[] LET ME SLEEP SATAN
[] I've been out of town, come to a place we didn't have in my town, wander in, "Hey you do pizza right?" It looked like a bar and was named after a person, but Google said was a restaurant so I wasn't sure.
[] I'm webdeveloper and a client once asked why he has to pay the same for his website like his friend even though the website is an inch smaller. He wanted a discount because he didnt get as much website. I nearly told him I'd check our stock if we have an other inch of website laying around
[] If you asked British people to spell Connecticut most would get it wrong.
[] Thanks I'm crossing my fingers all goes well.
[] That's a horrible sentence. "In most cases, vasectomy is more than 99% effective" implies that there's a minority of cases where it's less than 99% effective. But then it says it's more than 99% for everyone.

They tried to add words to the beginning, and screwed it all up. They need to delete the "in most cases" for that to make sense.
[] The SA GRN is to blame here, but it seems that the majority of these so-called protesters are hanging on this idea that the whites are too blame. This is an universal problem and SA is not the only country that has students battling high fees/tuition, why bring race into it in the first place?
[] Had a teacher who was homeless at one point in his life. He said that he would walk around the grocery store with a full cart and eat out of it while "shopping". Then he would leave.
[] You definitely ate 1/7 of what Macho Man ate.
[] Pillow Pet
[] Probably best to do it on each arm and leg with "1 of 4" "2 of 4" etc
[] How quickly our species will die out due to climate change.
[] I thought it was funny, not being a dick.I guess it depends on how they said it.
[] If you want to splash piss all over the bowl, floor, walls, your shoes, your shins and/or pants, then stand up and go directly into a bowl of water a couple feet below your dick for maximum splash. If you're not a dumbass, sit down and pee. It's clean and quiet.
[] Lake affect snow in Ohio

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