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Brian and Stewie from Family Guy performing the opening number for the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards and poking fun at the wide selection of trash on television. \r
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Youve got mega hits like Idol where Sanjaya took his bow\r
Just a little boy from India who made us all say wow\r
With a voice that makes you wanna just go out and kill a cow\r
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Heres the plain situation\r
A simple declaration\r
If you want it you can find it on T.V.\r
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Youve got Scrubs on NBC in season seven and a half\r
With the antics of the loveable and talented Zach Braff\r
Who reminds us that a sitcom doesnt have to make you laugh\r
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You can try to deny it\r
But we can certify it\r
If you want it you can find it on T.V.\r
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And if you start to crave a brand new T.V. thrill\r
Theyre always brewing up some brand new primetime swill\r
Like the GEICO Cavemen\r
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CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean\r
But today theyve got some shows that are remarkably obscene\r
Like the show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen\r
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Oh, there aint nothing to it\r
You click it on and view it\r
If you want it you can find it on T.V.\r
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ABC has got a line-up thats refreshing and alive\r
With its hits like Desperate Housewives just continuing to thrive\r
And those women look sensational for being sixty-five\r
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No we wont oversell ya\r
We merely wanna tell ya\r
If you want it you can find it on T.V.\r
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Now the peacocks having trouble simply staying in the race\r
So I hear theyre bringing Seinfield back to save a little face\r
And I hear Isaiah Washington is taking Kramers place\r
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Oh, you may not adore it\r
But, boy, you cant ignore it\r
If you want it you can find it on T.V.\r
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Now the Sopranos is a show Id recommend\r
Because you never know just how its gonna-\r
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So to sum up the philosophy on which were both agreed\r
All the garbage on the airwaves is a vital thing indeed\r
Cause without it then Americans would have to learn to read\r
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And so up with the curtain\r
Its absolutely certain\r
If you want it you can find it on T.V.