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Her: "I'm using Yahoo."
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[] I used to work in a Chinese takeaway. Some bloke came in once asking us to "whip him up a korma" and kept insisting that we could do it. It took a long long time to explain to him that a Chinese takeaway only sells Chinese food.
[] Those sound like truly awful, banal, superficial research projects. Judging by the setup, they don't seem to explain anything. They sound like something I'd read on r/showerthoughts.

Are you undergrad or grad?
[] I had a new card holder who thought she got a fresh credit limit each month.
[] No. The comment section is for payer not payee
[] I am the same way. I can have a coffee sometimes because I actually like drinking it. I just don't want it to be a part of my routine of everyday.
[] Or you can be like the rest of the world and treat it less as a science.....I think the American model for psychology is a catastrophe.
[] Had a customer try and order Schnitzel with no breading. In a German town, a week before Oktoberfest.

I told the waitress to tell him to get the fuck out of the restaurant.
[] Any power in there? Wouldn't be shocked if there was a camera or something in there at one point.
[] Your wedding ring hate must stem from a nasty divorce? You can go live with Milhouse's Dad at the bachelor apartments.
[] The last time I went some nice group gave me their passes on their way out
[] The face also shows a brilliant display of colors going from red to blue to purple to a very VERY pale. Marvelous.
[] Oh, I haven't been in retail for years. It's appreciated, though.
[] But I ated 57 marywannas. :(
[] I do this on purpose for giggles.
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[] Soooo... abandon all hope?
[] I was crying and wheezing while reading out the "Colby Nolan" one to my sister.
[] I thought this was one of those Wisconsin cheese hats
[] Rule 2, kid. Btw Kanye West is trash and a has-been. LOL Who asks Bill Gates for money on Twitter? What a joke.
[] Even in such a font I don't see the sense behind having a symbol for Ⅵ, personally.
[] I sell plants. Customers ask, "what will the flower look like/what color?" Me, deadpan, "this. Just like this. It's blooming."
One more: I'll be in the middle of the yard, all suited up in company gear, logos flamboyant, hose in hand, radio squawking on my hip - "do you work here? "
[] Come on OP, please tell me this was a one-time thing. Taking photos of someone without their permission is weird. Don't be that person.
[] I started on Chan, but I still understood when I migrated here.

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