A call to arms originally released by the leader of ISIS then translated and posted on Twitter by a human rights activist has drawn a large and hilarious Muslim response.

A call to arms originally released by the leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, then translated and posted on Twitter by a human rights activist has drawn a large and hilarious Muslim response. 
Most of the respondents send their regrets, often times giving excuses involving Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
One person wrote, “Sorry mate, I don't want to risk dying before the next Star Wars comes out.” 
Others were similarly committed, but because of other viewing options including the new season of Sherlock, the Game of Thrones finale, and The Golden Girls. 
There were some who were reluctant to drop everything and join in because they were unsure about the ISIS benefits package.