DJ Khaled is a man of simple pleasures: Snapchatting in the shower, watering his plants, eating lunch, talking to his pet stone lion, smoking exorbitantly expensive cigars with Rick Ross, and enjoying all the water sports his hometown of Miami has to offer.
Except when a humble jetski ride turns into a harrowing few hours lost at sea.
Luckily for us , Khaled is a prolific Snapchatter, and shared the whole entire saga with his followers.
Khaled was just trying to visit Rick Ross and evade the maritime police.
Jetskis + nighttime + one too many human-sized bottles of champagne = Khaled lost at sea.