Don't tell pro dunker Chris Staples this, but people aren't supposed to be able to fly.

Cue R. Kelly!

In what Staples is calling a "Christ Air" jam, the latest of his gravity-defying feats, he conjured a small miracle—going way up, elevating with his arms stretched wide and reversing for the slam.

Now that he's mastered the elements of both land and air, you have to wonder what's next.

Walking on water?