Die-hard sports fans love complaining about the irony of stadium seating—that the people that care the most are usually farthest from the action, while those in town for business or comped tickets get to sit front-row with little care for the game's outcome. And now, thanks to one of the most uncoordinated New York Yankees fans ever, bleacher creatures have new reason to resent those close to the action—an inability to catch anything and thus cash in on the biggest benefit of expensive seats: foul balls.