There was little doubt as to who would be the star of the Houston Texans iteration of Hard Knocks, airing now on HBO. The two-time AP Defensive Player of the Year J.J. Watt already lives on our TV screens thanks to his sparkling smile and media-friendly charm. But don't let the defensive end's endorsement persona fool you because he is a bad, bad man. In fact, he laid out this dichotomy during his episode-opening, very NSFW speech.