You know Connor Toole, the newest member of the Utah Jazz and member of the 2015 NBA Draft class? Well you shouldn't, because he didn't get drafted. Nor did any team consider drafting him. Nor did he even apply to be drafted. But that didn't stop hundreds of NBA "fans" from believing that Toole was just awarded an NBA contract, or from giving him all the benefits that go with it—free drinks, free makeouts, and free look at a pierced nipple.