Percy is a twelve-year-old Australian joker with some solid communications skills. Despite his young years, he has already been busy perfecting his cheesy pick-up lines to impress. While stopped at fast food drive-thru counters, he unleashes some of his cringe-worthy words on unsuspecting servers. With lines such as “I wish I were your socks so I could be there ever step of the way”, how could he not delight! Credit: YouTube/Percy Inglis