Sometime last month in Henan, 32-year-old Mr. Fan’s wife angrily cut off his penis for cheating on her.

Then after Mr. Fan was rushed to hospital to have his member reattached she snuck in and cut it off again, this time flinging it out the window.

That’s dedication.

Sadly, doctors couldn’t reattach Mr. Fan’s wang a second time because they were unable to locate it. Some speculate that the lost dong was carried off by hungry stray animals.

At least someone wanted it, right? Well, that’s not entirely true. Mr. Fan’s mistress said she loved him and wanted him whether or not he had a co… um… chicken.

Well, now a porn company “Bang You Later” has asked Mr. Fan if he and his mistress would be willing to sell their story and star in it as themselves?

Mr. Fan’s response was that the idea was ridiculous, he didn’t have his mini-me anymore, so how was he supposed to perform in a porno? He said his primary focus for the time being was getting himself to Shanghai for reconstructive surgery.

Although, how are the doctors expected to reconstruct something that isn’t there anymore?

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