Police in Pingtung, located in southern Taiwan, busted a local beauty and massage parlor, which turned out to be a brothel.

Mr. Chen, age 54, was one of the patron at the brothel during the police raid. Police discovered him and a ‘masseuse’ buck-ass naked in a room together. There was a trash can next to the massage table that had semen stained tissues and the “masseuse” readily admitted to prostitution.

On the other hand, Mr. Chen absolutely would not cop to the charge of solicitation, even going so far as to claim he couldn’t get an erection. Police scoffed at that idea, since when Mr. Chen was busted his “little soldier” was very much at attention, and furthermore, police pointed out that maintaining an erection was not prerequisite for hiring a prostitute.

Because, you know, different strokes for different folks.

But that logic just seems to be a little beyond Mr. Chen since he continues to insist that he’s never had an erection in his life.

Looks like there’s no happy ending for Mr. Chen.

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