There's no way to describe this botched front-flip move other than a poorly timed "dolphin-esque" twitch, followed by a solid head-butt to the front wheel and finally a miraculous face-first dive into the ground and a mouth-full-of-dust grind to a halt. It's kind of beautiful when you think about it. Unless you're that guy.

Dolphin-Like Spasm To Face-Plant On Mountain Bike | Epic Fails