It's no secret that hipsters are procreating and giving their kids weird, irreverent names. But what we don't talk about is what happens when kids grow up. What happens young Blood Orange wants to become lawyer? Who takes a lawyer with the first name Blood Orange seriously? No one does. Dear Hipster Parents, please, name responsibly.

FEATURING (in order of appearance):
Mike Rylander as and
Joy Regullano as Gingko Biloba
Bridgid Ryan as Valtrex
Jenna Kim Jones as Kale
Brian Colbert Kennedy as Optimus Prime
Jay Walker as Huckleberry
Lindsay Penn as Weezer
Drew Spears as Dr. South By Southwest