Chris Simpson jokes about spoiled kids. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

Kids have it good these days, especially spoiled kids. I don't know how kids can ever say they are bored, I mean, have you seen these new kids games? I don't know how any kid could be bored with all this technology out now-a-days. I remember when kids games consisted of hide and seek, tag, and capture the flag, now kids can do all of this on their laptop. These kids are spoiled, expecting a laptop, an iPhone, an iPad, and other brand new technology for presents...kids back in the day were lucky to get a whoopie cushion. Now I understand why the divorce rate is going through the roof, these presents are too damn expensive! Chris Simpson may have to agree as well as he tells great marriage jokes, as well as explain what guys gossip about. For all the ladies, it is true, men do gossip, but as Chris Simpson explains it is a lot different than how you ladies do it. Marriage jokes are always funny, especially when the jokes are not about your marriage...or end up in a divorce. For more of your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!