Amy Anderson talks about her twin sized mattress. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

A twin bed is supposed to be for children, or dwarfs, or Gary Coleman. I never understood the logic in having a twin size bed as an adult, as Amy Anderson tries to explain, its almost impossible to get laid in one. I had a twin size bed for the longest time, and undid everything I tried so hard to do to impress the girls on the dates. I would be all dressed up, be polite, be charming, be chivalrous, and at the end invite them back to my place and as soon as they saw the twin bed, they would run away. Like I said before, and I'll say it again, twin beds are not for adults. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!!