Jody Ferdig talks about birth control. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

Birth control essentially is the condoms back up plan. A condom is supposed to stop the sperm from entering the vagina, but have you seen sperm cells? I don't think so, because individually they are impossible to see with the naked eye. Sperm cells are so small, I am shocked that they cannot escape a condom; they only do that .1 percent of the time. Sperm cells are terrible escape artists. People on birth control just want to make sure there is no chance that these terrible escape artists actually get lucky, no pun intended. Also birth control is for no condom use as well, which is what many porn stars may use. Jody Ferdig is one of these ladies, and she tells great birth control jokes revolved around being a single girl. Yes folks, Jody Ferdig is a single girl so there is no need to ask, just make sure that you don't want to have a child with her, because she loves birth control pills so much, that she may snort it. I love single ladies, the reason I love single ladies so much is because I don't have to be jealous of their boyfriends. Jody Ferdig does a great job of telling single girl jokes, because she is a single girl herself. I don't think that she could get away with telling single girl jokes without being a single lady, because in a way she is making fun of herself, which people love for some reason. The same goes for when she has birth control pill jokes, since she personally takes birth control pills, she can tell jokes with negative connotations. It also makes the birth control pill jokes funny. I heard something the other day that stuck to me, someone told me that "birth controls life." I did some thinking, and I was like well duh...that's like saying "dying controls death." People with these ridiculous sayings, why would I ever need to know what birth controls, I'm born, therefore I will live...until dying controls my death. For more birth control jokes, hilarious comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!