Laura Hayden talks about breaking new years resolutions. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

New Year eve may be the most overhyped day in the days of the year...unless its your birthday, then you can do all the hyping you want for it. We act like the New Year is a special day where something is actually happen, when in reality you can make those things happen any time and any day. I'm just saying this, because I'm extremely bitter about my new year resolution. For some reason, giving up the internet was a terrible new year resolution. It's a new year, and there are new year jokes that are funny, because new things happen each year, that's the only reason why I watch the news. Everyone loves new years eve, the parties are crazy, women drinking, men drinking, drunk women, drunk men, its honestly a comedians dream...so much material because of all the new year resolution quotes. People say they are going to do so much this year, and that's what makes the new year resolution quotes so funny, because you know they will break it within the hour. For more new year jokes, jokes on women drinking, or jokes on drunk women, as well as other funnies, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny!