Paul Ogata jokes on James Bond. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!


My favorite superhero is Superman. That has nothing to do with this video, I just thought I'd let you guys know. I loved bizzaro Superman the most though, I thought that idea was amazing. My favorite spy person is James Bond. I wished they would create a bizzaro themed James Bond, it'll be a joke James Bond. Joke James Bond would be awesome, he'd be a clumsy version of Bond. We would find out that they were actually twins but were separated at berth, and joke James Bond ended up getting jealous of all the women real James Bond was getting. Its weird, I don't think I have ever heard James Bond laugh out loud, I would love to see joke James Bond tell jokes that James Bond could understand. The true kryptonite of James Bond we later find out are jokes James Bond can actually understand...that would be epic! Paul Ogata tells some funny James Bond jokes in this bit, and the James Bond joke about titles really got me. Half the time I have no idea what a movie is, because they have titles that make no sense to people. Like Paul, I miss the old titles, the new James Bond titles are James Bond jokes. And these aren't James Bond jokes James Bond will understand, these are James Bond jokes that no one can understand because the titles make no sense. I want to see James Bond joke around; he's too serious, his seriousness really concerns me and I would like to see him be looser. I don't think I have actually ever heard a funny James Bond joke other than Paul Ogata's, I think its because his enemies were too frightened to tell jokes about James Bond. Its no laughing matter to them, so they cannot ever tell jokes about James Bond, and even if they did, I don't think their sense of humor was too good therefore there would be no such thing as a funny James Bond jokes coming from them. Anyways, I've kept you for a while, but if you want to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!