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I am currently not in a relationship. Me letting you know that I am not in a relationship doesn't really mean anything, I just thought it was a fun fact. I was really never that good at relationships, which is probably why I am currently not in them. Even my friends say that my relationships with them are bad. Everyone, that was a relationship joke, I call it a relationship joke because the word relationship is used so much in the terms of romantic, that we don't realize that any interaction is considered a relationship. Also, the joke is that I am an amazing relationshiper. (I just made that word up, I am like the modern day Shakespeare.) I love relationship jokes though, and that is why I love this bit. Darren Carter tells some great relationship jokes by comparing marriage versus being single. Once you are married there is no such thing as a joke relationship. That relationship is real and there is no way to get out, that's why they say "till death do us part." The only way to officially exit is to die...that's pretty harsh. No joke relationship there. I used to get into jokes relationship, your probably like what is a jokes relationship, well a jokes relationship is a relationship that is a joke...meaning that there is mutual dislike in the two parties, the only reason your in 'the relationship' is either out of spite or because there is nothing better to do. I actually had one really great jokes relationship where all we would do is tell jokes about relationship and we would tell funny relationship jokes. To be honest, that is why we decided to get into the 'relationship' because we both had the same view of them. The jokes about relationship were great; she was a special woman who told really funny relationship jokes. I really wonder what happened to her. After our relationship problems, I completely lost contact with her. I totally forgot her name, and that's some huge relationship problems right there. I also wish I remembered some of her jokes about relationships, maybe I should have paid more attention to her. I was too busy trying to out funny her with my jokes about relationships that I would never pay attention...anyways I am going to try and remember her name so I can find her on facebook, but if you want more comedy please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.