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What are some funny kid jokes I could tell my nephew? I really have no idea. I'm no comic, but Ron Kenney sure is. His funny kid jokes are priceless, and could definitely help me out. My nephew is a funny kid, and he definitely needs some funny jokes for kids. The keywords are for kids, because so many times I see myself telling non-kid jokes and I end up getting yelled at by his mom. He tells me very funny kid jokes though. His kid jokes always get me. The old school knock knock jokes, and the why did the chicken cross the road jokes. But the kid joke that always gets me is "what do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?" To be honest, why would I ever cross those two animals? Wouldn't the centipede just poison the parrot? Do parrots and centipedes even inhabit the same habitat? Well the answer to the joke is...a walk e talk e. That some kid joke...and a funny one at that. I always say the same thing to him...that's some joke kid...good joke kid, you could be a comic, you just need more jokes kid...when you get more jokes kid, then call me. I get to call him kid...well because he's eight. I just can't wait until he tells me some funny jokes about alcohol and hookers. For more funny jokes for kids and other hilarious comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.