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I may have to agree with Eddie Pence on this one...birds may be the worst pet imaginable. He is able to prove this through a really good bird joke, and what makes this bird joke so great is that it is based off of stories. I love bird jokes that are based off of stories with birds...I actually have a beef with birds, so I love any good bird jokes. Birds in my opinion are like rats with wings...well pigeons are. Pigeons may be the biggest joke bird there is...or perhaps parrots could be. The reason I'd say parrots could be a joke bird is because they can be funny. Have you heard a parrot tell a joke? They can be quite funny, and the best part is, they could jokes bird may understand. I bet they tell jokes bird understand about pigeons all of the time. Parrots may be the comics of the bird kingdom, and I think it would be awesome to hear a bird tell jokes about bird...oh the irony. For more hilarious stand up comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily funny.