Tom McClain tells jokes about McDonalds and dieting. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

McDonalds is probably the most recognized fast food company in the world, and there's no secret that many people love McDonalds. Tom McClain tells McDonald joke after McDonald joke, which quickly escalades into diet jokes. I find his McDonald jokes hilarious, and I learned a lot about McDonalds through his McDonalds jokes. I like to think of Burger King as joke McDonalds. The reason I call Burger King joke McDonalds is because they have the same color scheme, they both make cheap burgers, and barely anyone knows of Burger King. In Japan though, the McDonalds are so much nicer than in the states...the cashier just seems like a really good friend but the portions are a lot smaller. I think that's their trick, they want you to buy more portions by using a nice cashier so you will feel obligated to buy more...that trick never worked on me, I just bought more because the portions were too small. Anyways, in the United States, sometimes I hear jokes McDonalds employees make. Those jokes McDonalds employees make are pretty messed up to the customer, but its hilarious when I'm not the customer they are joking about. If you cannot tell, Tom McClain tells jokes about McDonalds in this bit, but he also tells funny McDonalds jokes. I love funny McDonalds jokes because McDonalds is so well known that almost everyone knows what McDonalds is, and how bad it is for you, yet they still make billions of dollars...I got to learn what they are doing. Jokes about McDonalds are pretty self explanatory, I mean, their mascot is a clown. For more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!