Most women will cheat, given half a chance.
They'll readily do it, without happenstance.
They will follow you, with no second thought,
Then you have to beware, of the tiger you caught.

Young nubile things, and old ladies too,
They are all willing, to make it with you.
Just buy them a drink, and whisper their name,
No matter what age, all women are the same.

Sit down next to them, and fondle their skin,
Once she starts talking, you're in like Flynn.
Then gently suggest that you both should leave,
The times you'll succeed You will not believe.

Remember all women are basically the same,
It's the same if you pop or unwrinkle they claim.
Once you get going, you won't even care,
And you'll be a great lover, and that is so rare.

Don Juan Tenorio

Don Juan Tenorio

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