Steven Black is a defendant charged with identity theft and credit card fraud,
When the wheels of justice came down on him and the blind folded lady called,
He was arrested and no money was found in his pockets, not even a trace,
A search of Steven Black pursuant to his arrest revealed $1,540 in currency tied to his scrotum with a shoelace,
Steven Black's reasoning was flawed.

Laurence Saunders his took of his clothes and pulled down his pants,
Beside a 64 year old woman he thought she wouldn't a chance,
She was asleep and when she awoke thought he was weird,
So she grabbed on to his beard,
She threw him out of her house of to jail he would prance.

Robert Nickson Jr. was on Facebook,
Where he posted his relationship to 14 year old girl, that was it took,
After speaking with her,
Authorities charged Nickson with statutory rape, aggravated indecent assault and corruption of a minor,
Robert's legal problems don't have a favorable outlook.

This story would make any pharmacist cringe,
Terry Lee Cornwell had to need drugs from the pharmacy before he became unhinged,
He claim to have many ills,
That could be taken of by prescription pills,
Instead toting poison, in which he claimed, he was carrying water in his syringe.

Jennifer Gille was in Louisiana and wanted a cab driver to drive up Michigan,
She stripped naked and stole a taxi from the taxi man,
She bared it all,
I know this story is true but somewhat tall,
Jennifer Gille has been charged with unauthorized use of a movable for stealing the cab and obscenity for exposing herself to the cab driver. Amen!


9-18-10

Joe Rosochacki

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/master-minds-need-not-apply-episode-x/