My father caught me masturbating.
In a rage he screamed, 'Keep it up
and you'll go blind.'
Sure enough, here I am at age fourteen,
blind as a bat!
Now the good news. I can
masturbate all I want and not have
to worry about going blind!
©Joe Fazio
(brief renderings) Joe Fazio
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