The dentist said it would be quick and painless
The doctor said it would be quick and painless
My mom said it would be quick and painless
The tattoo artist said it would be quick and painless
My dad said it would be quick and painless
The guy who mugged me said it would be quick and painless
Come to think of it life is quick and painless

Kenneth Caron Jr.

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