The airline ticket officer asks
to the lady passenger,
' what seat are you comfortable to bulk with? '.
The lady replies wiseacrely, '
' I have a cough for a couple of weeks,
bulk me please at the window side
either at the right or left
so I can spit out easily the phlegm '.
Then the airline employee replies surprisingly,
'' Oh my God, this is not a Public Utility Vehicle, Maa'm '.

Rommel Mark Dominguez Marchan

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/humor-airplane-phlegm-tragedy/